
Life is hard... then you nap.
Never sleep alone - when you can, sleep on someone's face.
When in doubt, cop an attitude.
Variety is the spice of life.
One day ignore people. The next day annoy them.
Make your mark in the world - or at least spray a few corners.
Curiosity never killed anything except a few hours.

This page is dedicated to Catwoman, who is very good at doing all of the above.. Any questions on becoming a better feline should be directed to her. Thank you, Please Drive Through!