Can't stick their heads out of Windows '95.
Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.
Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.
Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome.
SmellU-SmellMe is still in beta test.
Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've got mail!"
Fire hydrant icon is simply too frustrating.
Involuntary tail wagging is a dead giveaway they're browsing www.pethouse.com instead of working.
Not at all fooled by the Chuckwagon Screen Saver.
Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG frisbee.
And last, but not least :
Dogs aren't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand...
I think that's funny! I Wanna Write you!